Let Me Tell You About My Boat...

"The Belafonte was a long range sub-hunter during the second world war..."



... which we bought from the U.S. Navy for $900,000."



"This is my mentor, Lord Mandrake. He's dead now."



"The sauna..."



"...was designed by an engineer from the Chinese space program..."



"... and we keep a Swedish masseuse on staff."



"Here's where we do all our different science projects, and experiments and so on."





"This is the kitchen... "



"... which contains probably some of the most technologically advanced equipment on the ship."



"Eleanor put together a top notch research library for us... "



"... with a complete first edition set of The Life Aquatic companion series."



"We process our own rushes and keep a cutting room on board, so we can do an assembly while we're shooting."




"This is the observation bubble."



"Which I thought up in a dream, actually."




"Two albino scouts swim with the ship. They're supposedly very intelligent. Although I've never seen any evidence of it."



"Here's the engine room."



"The bearing casings aren't supposed to look like that, but we can't afford to fix them this year. "



"Topside, we've got the bridge, the mini sub, an old chopper and all kinds of radar and sonar and underwater movie gadgets."






"What happen to Jacqueline?"



"She didn't really love me."