Momma Said There'd Be Days Like This

Edinburgh A-Z (2) : A is for Astronaut, Explorer & Dinosaur., originally uploaded by stonefaction.

Things to do on October 31st:

• Go to work.
  
• Don't eat much candy.
• Make plenty of jokes about people dressed as witches. "Did you go as yourself?"
• Don't eat much candy.
  
• Avoid running over the children roaming the streets in search of treats and tickery.
• Don't eat much candy.
  
• Eventually go home and turn out the lights.
• Don't eat much candy.
• Go to sleep.

I'm just not a fan.